Hahahah IM STUPID and this is what happens when I don’t log out of my tumblr page from C. Tees computer! Alright well have a nice day everyone.
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this mall job is boring, and ive come to realize there is an excess of fucktards out there, just sayin -FuckinDerick
The nature of our society.
Human nature is flawed, the world is flawed as a result. I dont think people realize that our ways are our downfall… its like, “hey, lets go chop down this forest, burn the stumps, rape the land, and build houses”, what direct result does our greed bring to this world… Our want to survive, to thrive, and do the things we feel we have to is killing this world, and us in the...
Tip of the day.
Bro’s, you all have a talent, no matter what it is, you have one; so don’t ever say your not good at anything. Theres no use in lying.
Some Humanity, Some Greed.
I saw a little kid give a hobo a dollar yesterday… i felt a sense of pride and satisfaction after watching that happen, shorty after, the hobo walks into my smokeshop… he bought a swisher cigarillo… generosity came, greed left. the kids would have used that dollar wiser, the hobo cared about nothing other then his habit.
There is a form of drunk i’ve clearly realized is superior to any other drunkenness ive ever experienced; this is called lampshade drunk . Lampshade drunk is when your so inebriated that you put a lampshade on your head so as to counteract the spins, and the unfortunate surreal whizzing noise. i have come to the realization that having a lampshade on your head while your shwasted is not only...
Law Abiding Anarchy.
So, I was having a discussion with a friend over a bowl last night, and we realized something… it is possible to be a commune of anarchists. we as a society would have no laws, no regulations, but we would individually pick members, so as not to let the assholes in. we would for the most part abide by the worlds standard rights and laws, not because we have to, but because we choose to. it...
So I just found out...
when your not doing anything, and it pays off, your really doing something, and thats fucking epic. -FuckinDerick
Tip of the day.
Bros, your fucking epic, act like it and people will notice. -FuckinDerick